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Alien Puns That Are Out of This World
- What do you call an alien who's always late? A procrastin-alien.
- What do you call an alien who's always complaining? A whiny-alien.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting lost? A space-case.
- What do you call an alien who's always Hungry? A stomach-alien.
- What do you call an alien who's always cold? A chilly-alien.
- What do you call an alien who's always hot? A sweaty-alien.
- What do you call an alien who's always tired? A sleepy-alien.
- What do you call an alien who's always happy? A jolly-alien.
- What do you call an alien who's always sad? A blue-alien.
Out of This World Alien Puns
- “I can’t believe I got abducted,” said Tom, spaced out.
- “I think I found a UFO,” said Tom, floating with excitement.
- “These aliens are really friendly,” said Tom, beaming.
- “I’m not sure if I saw a spaceship or a shooting star,” said Tom, starry-eyed.
- “I think the alien is trying to communicate,” said Tom, feeling out of this world.
- “I think the spaceship is trying to abduct me,” said Tom, feeling a bit light-headed.
- “I saw a Green, three-eyed alien,” said Tom, feeling out of place.
- “I met an alien who speaks in bleeps and bloops,” said Tom, sounding robotic.
- “I’m not sure if that’s a meteor or an alien spaceship,” said Tom, feeling meteor-able.
- “I think the alien is trying to probe me,” said Tom, feeling a bit probed.”
Out-of-This-World Historical Puns
- Why did the alien go to Egypt? To see the Sphinx-terspace!
- What did the alien say to the Roman emperor? "Take me to your litter."
- How did the alien communicate with the ancient Greeks? Through telepathylos.
- What did the alien historian Study? Astro-History!
- Why did the alien visit the Renaissance? To see the extraterrestrial art!
- How did the alien get along with the Vikings? They shared a love for intergalactic exploration.
- What did the alien discover in ancient China? The Great Wall of Saturn.
- How did the alien feel about the Industrial Revolution? It thought it was out of this world!
- Why did the alien love ancient Rome? It was fascinated by the Colosseum of the Cosmos.
- What did the alien scientist study? Alien-tology!
Out of This World Puns
- Why did the alien go to the dentist? To get its "space-ers" tightened!
- What did the alien say to the garden? "Take me to your weeder!"
- Why did the alien bring a Ladder to the Party? Because it wanted to "reach" out to everyone!
- How do aliens keep their pants up? With an "astro-belt"!
- What kind of music do aliens listen to? "Neptune"unes!
- Why did the alien bring a map to the Desert? Because it wanted to find some "mars-halls"!
- What did the alien say to the Astronaut? "I'm over the moon to meet you!"
- Why did the alien become an artist? Because it wanted to "draw" in a new world!
- How do aliens order their Coffee? "Extra-terre-strial"!
- What did the alien say when it got a job on Earth? "I'm finally earning some "comet-ential" wages!"
Out of this World Puns
- Why did the alien bring a ladder? Because it wanted to reach for the stars!
- How do aliens fix their spaceships? With Flying saucers!
- Why did the alien refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting caught with an extraterrestrial!
- What do aliens use to keep their skin moisturized? "E.T."erocream!
- How do aliens like their eggs? "Egg-straterrestrial"!
- What do you call an alien that tells jokes? A "humoroid"!
- Why did the alien go to the dentist? It had a "cosmic" toothache!
- What do you get if you cross an alien with a dog? A "UFO-doodle"!
- Why did the alien become a chef? It wanted to serve up some "out of this world" dishes!
- How do aliens communicate? They "phone home"!
Funny Paronomasia Puns About Aliens
- Why did the alien bring a map to the party? Because he didn't want to get lost in space-cial situations!
- Did you hear about the alien who started a bakery? He makes out-of-this-world pastries, especially his cosmic muffins!
- Why did the alien go to art school? Because he wanted to master the art of extraterrestrial-ty!
- What did the alien say to the human who was Eating a burger? "Take me to your weader!"
- Why did the alien refuse to eat the Pizza on Earth? Because he thought it was too cheesy!
- How do aliens communicate with each other? They use their celestial-phones!
- Why do aliens make great comedians? Because their jokes are truly out of this world!
- What did one alien say to the other when they were lost in space? "We're in a bit of a stellar situation!"
- What do you call an alien who can play the guitar? An extra-strum-terrestrial!
- Why did the alien become a doctor? Because he had a knack for diagnosing intergalactic illnesses!
Alien Puns That Are Out of This World
- Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the other Planet.
- What do you call an alien who's always late? A slowpoke from outer space.
- What do you call an alien who's always making jokes? A space clown.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting into trouble? A space rebel.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting lost? A space wanderer.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting into trouble? A space Pirate.
Spoonful of Alien Puns
- What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A mean green.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting into trouble? A space cadet.
- What do you call an alien who's always late? A tardigrade.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting lost? A space case.
- What do you call an alien who's always making jokes? A pun-dit.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting sick? A space flu.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting into fights? A space ranger.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting lost in space? A space cadet.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting into trouble? A space troublemaker.
- What do you call an alien who's always getting sick? A space virus.
Out of this World Anagram Puns
- Lime in lane
- Neat alien
- Rental in ale
- Entail Nail
- Antialien
- Aniline at
- Eternal in
- Lien in tea
- Alien tine
- Neat rail in
Situational Puns: Alien Edition
- Why did the alien go to school? To improve his "space"ing skills!
- How did the alien pass the Driving test? He aced the "UFO" turns!
- Why did the alien bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to "reach" for the stars!
- What do you call a group of singing aliens? A "har-Moo-ny"!
- Why did the alien refuse to play cards? He thought it was too "orbit"rary!
- How do aliens communicate with each other? They "beep" in touch!
- What do you call an alien who tells jokes? A "comet"edian!
- Why did the alien refuse to eat the astronaut? He said it was too "out of this world"!
- What do you call an alien who can't stop Dancing? A "groove" Martian!
- Why did the alien visit the dentist? He had a "gum" infection!
