Looking to add some "heart-y" laughter to your day? Get ready to fall head over heels for our collection of 100+ heart puns that will make your heart skip a beat with laughter. From pulse-ating jokes to coronary quips, these puns will pump some humor into your life. Whether you're a cardiologist or just someone with a lot of heart, these puns are sure to get your blood flowing with laughter. So get ready to have a "cardiac arrest" from laughing too hard as we dive into the world of heart puns. Get ready to "ventricle" out some chuckles and enjoy the "heart-felt" humor that will leave you wanting more.
The Punniest Heart Puns
- What did the heart say to the lungs? "You take my breath away!"
- Why did the heart go to the Art museum? IT wanted to see some heartwork.
- Why was the heart always Happy? It had a lot of Love beats.
- What do you call a heart that skips a Beat? A cardiowhack.
- Why did the heart Break Up with the spleen? It couldn't stomach the heartache.
- What did the heart say to the brain? "I've got a lot of heartfelt thoughts for you."
- Why did the heart become a Detective? It wanted to investi-gate love crimes.
- What did the heart say to the Doctor? "I'm heartily in love with you."
- Why did the heart go to the bakery? It wanted to buy some heart-shaped rolls.
- What do you call a heart that loves to Dance? A cardio-dancer.
Hilarious Heart Puns in Tom Swifties Style
- "I can't find the heartbeat," Tom said lackadaisically.
- "I love cardio workouts," Tom said heartily.
- "This heart-shaped Pizza is so Cheesy," Tom said half-heartedly.
- "I'm really Bad at Anatomy," Tom said halfheartedly.
- "I'm Great at cardiology," Tom said wholeheartedly.
- "I'm feeling a bit faint," Tom said light-heartedly.
- "Let's go to the heart of the matter," Tom said earnestly.
- "I've got a lot of heart," Tom said courageously.
- "I'm a big Fan of Romantic comedies," Tom said heart-warmingly.
- "I'm really Good at Drawing hearts," Tom said artfully.
Historical Heart Puns
- When the pharaoh's heart skipped a beat, he called it a mummy arrhythmia.
- Julius Caesar had a big heart, but it was stabbed in the Back.
- Marie Antoinette's heart was in the right place, but it ended up on the wrong chopping block.
- Henry VIII had a lot of heart, or should we say hearts?
- George Washington couldn't tell a lie, but he could definitely feel a palpitation now and then.
- Napoleon's heart May have been small, but it had a lot of conquering spirit.
- Cleopatra's heart was as legendary as her beauty, but it still succumbed to the asp's charm.
- Joan of Arc had a brave heart, even when it was being grilled.
- Benjamin Franklin's heart was electric, just like his experiments.
- Abraham Lincoln's heart was divided, but it was still united in love for his country.
Hearty Puns that Will Make Your Heart Skip a Beat
- I love you with every ventricle of my heart!
- Don't go breaking my heart, unless you're doing CPR!
- This heart pun is aorta control!
- We make the perfect pair, just like the atria and ventricles!
- My love for you is like a heartbeat, it never skips a pulse!
- Let's put our hearts into it, but not literally, that would be Messy!
- You make my heart Race faster than a Caffeine overdose!
- Our love is like a strong heartbeat, it's steady and rhythmic!
- I'm not a cardiologist, but I'd check your heart any day!
- My love for you is as big as the whole cardiovascular system!
Heart Puns - Double Entendre Puns
- I'm Falling for you, and it's not just a cardiac arrest!
- You stole my heart, but don't worry, I have a spare!
- You must be a cardiologist, because you make my heart skip a beat.
- Are you a pacemaker? Because you make my heart race.
- Did you just give me CPR? Because you took my breath away.
- I must be a surgeon, because I can't resist the urge to mend your broken heart.
- Is your name Aorta? Because you're the main artery to my happiness.
- I don't need a defibrillator, because you've already shocked my heart back to life.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Is your heart made of gold? Because you're priceless to me.
Hearty Puns
- I'm totally atrium-tic about you!
- You make my heart skip a beat - and I'm not complaining!
- I've got a ventricle-quist for you!
- You're the pulse of my life!
- Let's valvebrate our love!
- You're just my type - A positive all the way!
- You've got the Key to my heart, and I don't want it back!
- You're so aorta-ble!
- Our love is electric - like a heart's conduction!
- You've got the rhythm of my heart in your hands!
Funny Rhyming Heart Puns
- I'm falling for you, and it's causing arrhythmia!
- You stole my heart, and now I'm heartbroken Artichoke.
- I'm stuck on you like a blood clot, baby.
- You make my heart skip a beat, like a broken drum machine.
- Love is like a heartburn, it's Burning but oh so Sweet.
- You're the pulse that keeps me going, like a caffeine overdose.
- You're my cardiovascular crush, and I'm head over heels.
- Love is a cardiac arrest waiting to happen, and you're my culprit.
- You're my heart's desire, like a really expensive Dessert.
- You give me tachycardia, and I can't get enough!
Heart Puns with Spoonerism Puns
- "I'm quite a heartful of art!"
- "He wore his heart on his sleave!"
- "She's a real sweet heartbreaker!"
- "I've got a heartache for Cake!"
- "He's a heartthrob with a hard job!"
- "She stole my heart and left me artless!"
- "I'm heart set on a Smart Pet!"
- "He's a heartthrob with a soft slob!"
- "She's a real heartstopper with a sharp topper!"
- "I have a heartful of farts... oops, I mean art!"
Heart Puns - Anagram Puns
- Tart hopes
- Rather stop
- Pear Shots
- Rose path
- Opera sht
- Throat pes
- Shear pot
- Hot spare
- Stare toph
- Spore Hat
Heart Puns: Situational Puns
- When the heart's favorite song comes on, it can't help but skip a beat.
- Why did the heart want to become a musician? Because it had a lot of rhythm in its veins!
- Did you hear about the heart that went on a diet? It wanted to shed some extra weight and become light-hearted.
- Why did the heart go to the store? It wanted to buy some heart-ware!
- What did the heart say to the lungs during a race? "I'll always be one heartbeat ahead!"
- Why did the heart break up with the brain? It felt like their love was too logical and not heartfelt enough.
- Did you hear about the heart that became a detective? It had a lot of heartbeats on its case!
- What do you call a heart that loves to dance? A cardio-dancer!
- Why did the heart go to school? It wanted to get an education in matters of the heart.
- What did the heart say to the comedian? "You really tickle my ventricles!"
