Looking for a way to add some laughter to your reading routine? Look no further! We've curated over 100 bookmark puns that will have you flipping through the pages with a grin from ear to ear. From "bookmarked for laughter" to "page-turning puns," this collection will take you on a hilarious journey through the world of literature and wordplay. So grab your favorite book, find your place, and get ready to dive into the pun-tastic world of bookmark humor. Whether you're a bibliophile or just someone who loves a good chuckle, these puns are sure to leave a lasting impression!
Page-Turning Bookmark Puns
- When the bookmark got a job, IT was bound for success.
- I asked my bookmark to tell me a joke, but it couldn't find its place.
- My bookmark and I are on the same page about life.
- My bookmark is always at the right place at the right Time.
- What did the bookmark say to the Book? "You're spine-tingling!"
- My bookmark is a real page-turner at parties.
- How does a bookmark greet a book? "Hey, long time no see!"
- My bookmark is so Good at its job, it's un-put-down-able.
- Why did the bookmark go to Therapy? It had some unresolved plot points.
Tom Swifties Bookmark Puns
- I lost my bookmark at the Library. "I'm really at a loss for words," Tom said.
- She used a giant paperclip as a bookmark. "This novel is really holding it together," Tom said.
- He accidentally folded his bookmark. "I guess I'll just have to turn a new Leaf," Tom said.
- She dropped her bookmark in the Bathtub. "This book is all washed up," Tom said.
- He forgot to remove his bookmark before returning the book. "I guess I left my mark on the library," Tom said.
- She found a Cute bookmark with a Cat on it. "This bookmark is purr-fect for me," Tom said.
- He couldn't find his bookmark while Reading. "I guess it's just a page in my book now," Tom said.
- She used a dollar Bill as a makeshift bookmark. "Reading this book is a real Money-maker," Tom said.
- He accidentally tore his bookmark in half. "I guess I'll just have to start from scratch," Tom said.
- She found an old receipt as a bookmark. "This book is quite the expense," Tom said.
Historically Hilarious Bookmark Puns
- Why did the ancient Egyptian pharaoh use a bookmark? Because he couldn't pyramid all the pages at once!
- Marie Antoinette's favorite bookmark? Let them eat Cake... crumbs!
- What did the Roman soldier use to mark his place in a scroll? A Little "legion" to hold the spot!
- How did the Medieval Knight keep his place in a book? With a "suit" of armor bookmark!
- What kind of bookmark did the Viking use? A "fjord"able One!
- How did the Renaissance Artist keep his place in a book? With a "masterpiece" bookmark!
- What did the Pirate use as a bookmark? A "treasure Map" to find his place!
- How did the caveman mark his spot in a Cave Painting book? With a "prehistoric" bookmark!
- What did the ancient Greek Philosopher use as a bookmark? A "Socratic" method to hold his place!
- Why did the medieval jester use a bookmark? So he wouldn't "fool" himself by losing his place!
Side-Splitting Bookmark Puns
- Why did the bookmark go to therapy? It had too many issues to keep Track of!
- What did the book say to the bookmark? You really know how to hold a page!
- Why did the bookmark Break Up with the book? It just needed some Space.
- What's a bookmark's favorite type of Exercise? Page-ups!
- Why do bookmarks make Terrible librarians? They always lose their place!
- What did the bookmark say to the book thief? You Can't take me, I'm booked!
- What do you call a bookmark that's also a Superhero? The Page-turner!
- Why did the bookmark go to School? It wanted to get a little more edgy-ma-cation.
- How does a bookmark greet its Friends? With a page-turning Smile!
- Why did the bookmark get a job at the Bakery? It wanted to Work on its breadability!
Double the Fun: Bookmark Puns
- Did you hear about the Librarian who got hit by a book? She got a Bad case of shelf-inflicted bookmarks.
- My Friend wanted to start a Business selling bookmarks, but he couldn't find the right page to get started.
- Why did the bookmark break up with the book? It just needed some space between the pages.
- I tried to make a joke about bookmarks, but it fell flat. I guess it didn't have a good spine.
- What do you call a bookmark that tells you jokes? A pun-derful page-turner!
- Why did the bookmark go to therapy? It had some serious issues with commitment.
- My friend asked me to help him find a bookmark, but I just couldn't put my Finger on it.
- What did one bookmark say to the other? "You're such a page-turner!"
- Why did the bookmark go to school? It wanted to get a degree in Literary placement.
- My bookmark told me a secret, but I can't spill the beans. It's a well-kept spine-tingler!
Paronomasia Puns About Bookmarks
- I lost my bookmark, but I'll just have to turn the page and move on.
- My favorite bookmark is really good at holding a grudge - it never forgets where I left off.
- I told my bookmark a joke, but it didn't find it very funny. It just folded its arms and refused to crack a smile.
- I tried to donate my old bookmarks to Charity, but they said they were too Dog-eared to be of use.
- I asked my bookmark for a loan, but it said it couldn't spare a cent - it's strapped for Cash.
- I accidentally used my bookmark as a coaster, and now it's feeling a bit flat.
- I bought a new bookmark, but it's a bit of a rebel - it keeps going off the page.
- My bookmark is always up for an Adventure - it loves to Travel from page to page.
- My bookmark and I are in a committed Relationship - it's always there for me, holding my place.
- I tried to make a pun about bookmarks, but it ended up being quite the page-turner.
Rhyme Time for Bookmark Puns!
- I bought a bookmark that's a real page-turner!
- When it comes to bookmarks, I'm always on the right "page."
- My bookmark is so Cool, it's a real "bookmark of distinction!"
- I Love my bookmark so much, it's truly "un-put-downable!"
- Who needs a Gym membership when you can do "book squats" with a bookmark?
- My bookmark is a real "page protector" - it's got my Back!
- I heard a rumor that bookmarks are secretly "bookworms" in disguise!
- My bookmark is so fancy, it's like a "literary accessory"!
- Forget about dog-earing, a bookmark is the "book's Best Friend"!
- My bookmark is the "chapter marker" of my reading adventures!
Spooky Spoonerism Bookmark Puns
- Mark B. Bookerson
- Read B. Markson
- Booker T. Mark
- Page-Turner Marker
- Bookend Marker
- Novel Marker
- Writer's Block Marker
- Plot Point Marker
- Book Club Marker
- Chapter Check Marker
Anagram Puns: Book 'em and Laugh!
- A bookmark is a "brisk roam."
- When I lost my bookmark, I had a "sob karma."
- To find my place in the book, I had to "ask Bro Mark."
- My bookmark went missing, and now it's an "ark of mobs."
- I can never remember where I left my bookmark, it's a "mob skarn."
- My bookmark disappeared, and I'm left with "a Boss mark."
- I found my bookmark in the wrong chapter; it's a "ram of sknob."
- My bookmark is always sneaking off, it's a "snob remark."
- I can never find my bookmark, it's a "bran mokos."
- My bookmark is so elusive, it's a "snob karma."
Hilarious Situational Puns About Bookmarks
- I tried to write a book about bookmarks, but I couldn't find a good plotline.
- Why did the bookmark go to therapy? It had trouble finding its place in the world.
- My bookmark always gets lost in books. It’s like it’s leading a double life.
- I told my friend I needed a bookmark, and they said, "Why don't you just fold the page?" I replied, "That's not my style, I'm a classy reader!"
- A bookmark once won a Marathon. It was really good at keeping track of the pages.
- My bookmark and I broke up. It just couldn't hold my attention anymore.
- I lost my bookmark at the library. Now I'm feeling a little un-book-stable.
- Why did the bookmark refuse to go to the Party? It didn't want to get dog-eared.
- I tried to use a dollar bill as a bookmark, but it wasn't on the same page as me.
- My bookmark told me a joke, but I couldn't find the punchline. It was just too well-hidden.
