Sharpen Your Wit with 100+ Pencil Puns to Draw Out the Laughs!

Are you ready to sharpen your wit and pencil in some laughter? Look no further because we've got over 100 pencil puns that will draw out some serious chuckles. From lead-in lines to erasing the competition, these puns will sketch a smile on your face and doodle their way into your heart. So grab a sharpener and get ready to scribble down some hilarious and witty jokes that will take your humor to new dimensions. Whether you're an artist, a student, or just someone with a good "point," these puns will definitely leave you feeling #2 good. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the write as we sketch out the world of pencil puns.

The Write Puns

When the pencil sharpener broke, IT was pointless.
My pencil’s gone, but it doesn’t matter, it’s just a draw.
What did One pencil say to the other pencil? You’re looking sharp!
My pencil factory burned down. Now I have to draw my own conclusions.
Why did the pencil go to School? To get sharp!
A broken pencil is pointless, but a broken ruler is immeasurable.
My pencil lead a pretty dull life until it found its point.
Why was the Math Book sad? It had too many problems.

Pencil Puns with a Twist of Tom Swifties

My pencil never makes mistakes, it's always "write" on point.
"I Can't draw a straight line," said Tom, sketchily.
"I'm always sharpening my pencils," said Tom bluntly.
"I Love sketching with graphite," said Tom, lead-ing the way.
"I'm a big Fan of mechanical pencils," said Tom, mechanically.
"I'm the best Artist in the pencil industry," said Tom, sketching out his ego.
"I accidentally broke my pencil," said Tom, feeling lead down.
"I'm always doodling during meetings," said Tom, pencil-ling in his boredom.
"I'm a pro at shading," said Tom, Drawing a line between amateurs and himself.
"I'm never without a pencil," said Tom, always having a "point".

Funny Historical Pencil Puns

Why did the artist draw with a pencil during the French Revolution? Because they wanted to make a sketch-tory!
What did the pencil say when it was mistaken for a Famous Roman general? "Et tu, graphite?"
Why did the pencil admire Napoleon? Because he always had a "pencil-vania" for conquering!
What did the Egyptian pharaoh say to the pencil? "You're the "write" Hand of the pyramid!"
Why did the pencil refuse to join the American Revolution? Because it was afraid of being "lead" astray!
What did the pencil say to the historian? "I've got a "pencil-cilicious" story that will "write" into History!"
Why did the pencil become a famous artist during the Renaissance? Because it had a "draw-matic" talent!
What did the pencil say to the Medieval Knight? "You're a real "sharp"shooter with that Sword!"
Why did the pencil go to the Wild West? Because it wanted to be a "pencil-neer" and discover new territories!
What did the pencil say to the explorer? "I'll "sketch" you a Map of the world, one line at a Time!"

Punderful Pencil Puns

Why did the pencil go to school? Because it wanted to be sharp!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking sharp today!
Did you hear about the pencil that got a promotion? It was drawn to success!
Why was the pencil unhappy? It had too many pointless thoughts!
What do you call a pencil that can't stop laughing? A com-Pen-sator!
Why was the pencil so Good at solving problems? It had a point to make!
What did the pencil say to the Paper? I Dot my i's on you!
How does a pencil get a point across? By drawing a straight line!
Why did the pencil Break Up with the Eraser? It couldn't handle the pressure!
What do you call a pencil that sings? A pencil-vanist!

Double Entendre Pencil Puns

Why did the pencil go to the Party? Because it wanted to get "sharp"!
What do you call a pencil that tells jokes? A "pencil-comedian"!
Why did the pencil go on a diet? It wanted to be "lead" and not "graphite"!
What do you call a pencil that can Dance? A "lead-mover"!
Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? Because it wasn't the "write" Match!
What do you call a pencil that's always late? A "tardy-graphite"!
Why did the pencil take a Vacation? It needed a "lead" from all the Writing!
What do you call a pencil that can sing? A "melody-maker"!
Why did the pencil get a promotion? Because it was "write" on point!
What do you call a pencil that's good at math? A "calci-later"!

Pen-omenal Pencil Puns!

Why did the pencil always win the Race? It had a sharp lead!
What do you call a pencil that can sing? A Pencil Opera!
Why did the pencil go to Art school? It wanted to draw attention!
What did the pencil say to the annoying eraser? You rub me the wrong way!
Why did the pencil get a high score on the test? It had a lot of lead knowledge!
What do you call a pencil that tells jokes? A pun-cil!
Why did the pencil go on vacation? It needed a break!
What's a pencil's favorite type of Music? Pencil-vania!
Why was the pencil feeling down? It couldn't get the point of its jokes!
What do you call a pencil that can solve mysteries? Sherlock Pencils!

Rhyme Time: Pencil Puns

When the pencil factory burned down, it was quite the write-off!
Never trust a pencil, they’re always sketchy characters.
If you can't find a pencil, just draw on your inner resources.
Did you hear about the pencil that went to school? It aced all the tests!
I told my pencil a joke, but it didn't get the point.
Why don't pencils ever make good musicians? They can't handle the scales!
My pencil is feeling really sharp today, it must be all the puns!
My pencil broke up with me, it couldn't handle my commitment issues.
Don't worry about the broken pencil, it’s pointless to dwell on it.
When the pencil got a job, it said it would draw a salary.

Funny Spoonerism Puns - Pencil Puns

"I'm all lead and no point!"
"Two sharp pencils walked into a Bar. The bartender said, 'You guys look sketchy!'"
"Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? They couldn't draw a straight line together."
"Did you hear about the pencil that went to school? It aced all the 'write' answers!"
"What did the pencil say to the notebook? 'You're write for me!'"
"Why did the pencil get in trouble? It couldn't stop drawing attention!"
"What do you call a pencil that can sing? A pencil-ist!"
"Why did the pencil go to the party? It wanted to be the 'write'-est guest!"
"What's a pencil's favorite type of music? Pencil-vania!"
"Why did the pencil go to Therapy? It had a lot of unresolved graphite!"