Are you ready to assimilate some serious laughter into your life? Look no further, because we've compiled over 100 Borg puns that will have you exclaiming "resistance is futile" to the urge to burst into laughter. From "Borganization" to "Borgasm", these puns will take you on a hilarious journey through the collective. Whether you're a die-hard Trekkie or just someone looking for a good chuckle, these puns will definitely engage your funny bone. So prepare to be assimilated into a world of witty and comical jokes that will warp your sense of humor to new dimensions. Get ready to boldly go where no pun has gone before!
Beam Me Up, Puns!
- I asked the Borg for a joke, but they said resistance is futile.
- When the Borg have a Party, IT's always a Cube-icle event.
- Why did the Borg go to Therapy? They had assimilation issues.
- If a Borg opens a Bakery, it would be called "Assimilation Bakes."
- What do you call a Borg who's a Detective? Sherlock Drones.
- Why did the Borg Break Up with their partner? They said they needed Space.
- What's a Borg's favorite type of Music? Assimilation Rock.
- How does a Borg relax? They take a break in their regen-chamber.
- Why don't Borg play hide and seek? Because resistance is futile.
- What's a Borg's favorite Holiday? Cyber Monday.
Borg Puns: Humor with Tom Swifties
- "Resistance is futile," said the Borg adamantly.
- "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated," said the Borg collectively.
- "I need more Technology," said the Borg boardly.
- "I have a strong desire to assimilate," said the Borg forcibly.
- "We will adapt to your puny defenses," said the Borg adaptively.
- "We are experts in cybernetics," said the Borg mechanically.
- "I feel no emotions," said the Borg robotically.
- "We have advanced knowledge of the universe," said the Borg universally.
- "We will conquer new worlds," said the Borg boldly.
- "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own," said the Borg distinctively.
Historical Puns
- Why did the Borg start a revolution? They wanted to be the "Borg-geoisie."
- When the Borg go to a party, they always bring their own "assimilation" music.
- What do you call a Borg who loves to Garden? A "cybernetic planter."
- How does a Borg Chef like their Steak? "Assimilated" to perfection.
- Why did the Borg refuse to play cards? They thought it was too "assimilating."
- What do Borg use to style their Hair? A "resistance is futile" hair gel.
- How do Borg apologize? They say, "I'm sorry, it's just my assimilation Programming."
- What did the Borg say to the Time traveler? "Resistance is temporal."
- Why did the Borg join the Gym? They wanted to be "assimilated" into shape.
- What's a Borg's favorite Game? "Assimilation Twister."
Literal Puns: Borg Puns
- Resistance is futile, but a Good pun is always assimilated.
- Why did the Borg go to the Comedy club? To assimilate some laughs!
- What do you call a Borg who tells jokes? A humor assimilator!
- Why did the Borg join the improv group? They wanted to assimilate some spontaneous humor!
- What did the Borg say to the comedian? "Your puns are highly assimilatable!"
- Why did the Borg become a stand-up comedian? They wanted to assimilate the spotlight!
- How do Borg comedians make their audiences laugh? They use assimilating humor!
- Why did the Borg start a pun competition? They wanted to assimilate the best Wordplay!
- What do you call a Borg who Can't stop telling jokes? A punborg!
- Why did the Borg take up comedy? They wanted to assimilate the funniest punchlines!
Double Entendre Puns - Borg Puns
- Resistance is futile, but my puns will assimilate you with laughter!
- I asked a Borg if they wanted to hear a joke, and they replied, "Assimilate me with your best Shot!"
- Why did the Borg always fail at stand-up comedy? They couldn't resist laughing at their own puns!
- Did you hear about the Borg who opened a bakery? Their Muffin jokes were always assimilating!
- What did the Borg say when they won the comedy competition? "I assimilate the first prize!"
- Why did the Borg bring a Ladder to the comedy club? They wanted to reach new heights of assimilated humor!
- How do Borgs tell jokes? They use Wi-FI to transmit their assimilated puns!
- Why did the Borg become a comedian? They wanted to assimilate the audience with laughter!
- What did the Borg say to the comedian who bombed on stage? "Your puns are resistant to laughter, just like the Federation!"
- Why did the Borg start a comedy club? They wanted to assimilate the crowd with their punny jokes!
Funny Borg Puns
- Resistance is futile, but a good pun is futilest!
- Borgs might be cybernetic, but they still have a Chip on their shoulder.
- Why did the Borg go to Art School? To perfect their assimetrical skills!
- What's the Borg's favorite music genre? Assimba!
- Why did the Borg get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to assim-Bread!
- What's a Borg's favorite Dance move? The Assimilation Shuffle!
- Why did the Borg start a garden? They wanted to assim-ulate some plants!
- What's a Borg's favorite TV show? Assimilate Your Enthusiasm!
- Why did the Borg become a chef? They wanted to assim-ulate new flavors!
- What did the Borg say to their Friend? "You can assimilate, but you can't hide!"
Rhyming Puns: Borg Puns
- I asked my friend if he wanted to join the Star Trek cosplay group, but he said he couldn't because he's "Borg" out.
- Why did the Borg refuse to play cards? They thought it was too "assimila-boring."
- When the Borg went to the Doctor, he said, "Doc, I've been feeling a bit disassembled lately." The doctor replied, "Sounds like you've got a case of 'Borg-onitis'."
- Why did the Borg go to the hair salon? Because they wanted a "cyber-cut."
- What do you call a Borg who is a Terrible dancer? A "bore-agraf."
- Why did the Borg start a bakery? Because they wanted to make "assimil-doughnuts."
- What did the Borg say to the malfunctioning Robot? "You're not working properly, you're 'borg-ward'."
- Why did the Borg become a stand-up comedian? They wanted to be the "funny 'assimil-8'."
- What do you call a Borg who is always late? A "tard-assimilator."
- Why did the Borg go to the gym? They wanted to Work on their "bicep-assimilate."
Borg Puns With a Spoonerism Twist
- Assimilate the flax, I mean, Fax!
- We are the Borg, I mean, we are the Gorg!
- Prepare to be assimilated, I mean, pepar to be asso-milated!
- Borg Queen, I mean, Quorg Been!
- Locutus of Borg, I mean, Bocutus of Lorg!
- Irrelevant, I mean, irravelant!
- Lower your shields, I mean, show your leelds!
- Borg Cube, I mean, Corg Bube!
- Resistance is futile, I mean, fesistance is rutil!
Funny Anagram Puns
- Borg Puns: Snob Rug
- Borg Puns: Bros Gun
- Borg Puns: Bogs Run
- Borg Puns: Rubs Gong
- Borg Puns: Bugs Nor
- Borg Puns: Rubs Long
- Borg Puns: Snub Gor
- Borg Puns: Buns Org
- Borg Puns: Runs Bog
- Borg Puns: Guns Orb
Situational Puns: Borg Puns
- I tried to make Friends with the Borg, but they kept giving me the Cold shoulder. They must be on the icy side.
- The Borg invited me over for Dinner, but when I arrived, they told me they were serving "resistance is fusilli." I guess it's Pasta their bedtime.
- I asked the Borg if they wanted to play a game, but they said they prefer "Board" games. I guess they're not into video games.
- I saw a Borg Walking down the street with a Book, so I asked what they were Reading. They said it was a "novel" concept. I guess they like a good story.
- I tried to tell a Borg a joke, but they said they couldn't assimilate the humor. I guess they have a different "byte" of comedy.
- I asked a Borg if they wanted to go to the Beach, but they said they prefer the "shore" way of life. I guess they're not fond of Sand.
- I saw a Borg wearing a suit, so I asked if they were going to a fancy event. They said they were just "assimilating" the Fashion world. I guess they have a sense of style.
- I tried to teach a Borg how to dance, but they said they prefer the "cyber" shuffle. I guess they have their own moves.
- I asked a Borg if they wanted to join a Band, but they said they prefer the "resistance" genre. I guess they like heavy Metal.
- I saw a Borg trying to fix a broken Computer, so I asked if they needed help. They said they were just "assimilating" the technology. I guess they're Tech-savvy.
