Are you ready to have a November to remember? Look no further because we've got over 100 puns that will make you "fall" in love with November all over again. From "gobble"icious turkey jokes to "leaf"-tacular autumn humor, these puns will have you laughing so hard, you might just "November pun-believable"! So grab your cozy sweater, sip on some pumpkin spice latte, and get ready to dive into a world where laughter and puns go hand in hand. Whether you're a fan of the crisp autumn air or you simply can't resist the allure of Thanksgiving, these puns will definitely "November disappoint. So sit back, relax, and prepare for a pun-tastic journey that will leave you "fall"ing off your seat with laughter. Get ready to "harvest" a whole new level of humor as we dive into the world of November puns. Let's make this November one for the pun-books!
Best Wordplay Puns
- What do you call a Turkey on November 1st? Thanksgiving leftovers!
- Why did the turkey cross the Road in November? To prove he wasn't Chicken!
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the Doctor in November? IT wasn't feeling well, it was a Little Squash!
- What did the Corn say to the Butter on November 30th? "You're on a Roll!"
- Why did the Leaf go to the doctor in November? It was Falling apart!
- What do you call a group of turkeys playing Music in November? A Jam session!
- Why did the Squirrel bring a Ladder to the November Picnic? To reach the high nuts!
- What do you call a November that's full of jokes? Hilarious Harvest!
November Puns: Humor with Tom Swifties
- November is the best month to go Camping; it's in-tents!
- My Friend asked if I wanted to go on a Hike in November. I replied, "Leaf me alone!"
- When the turkey saw the Calendar, it said, "Gobble, gobble, it's November!"
- My friend said it's too Cold to go Swimming in November. I replied, "You just need to dive in and be bold!"
- November is the month when puns are Fall-ing from the Sky!
- My friend asked if I wanted to go for a Bike ride in November. I said, "I'm wheely excited!"
- Why did the Scarecrow refuse to go outside in November? It didn't want to be corn-fused!
- November is the month when the leaves have a Great fall sense of humor!
- What did the calendar say to November? "I'm always ready for a Good pun-damental Time!"
- November is the month when the jokes are a-maize-ing!
Historical Puns
- Why did the Pilgrims make so many puns in November? Because they wanted to give thanks for the laughs!
- What did George Washington say when he saw November on the calendar? "I cannot tell a lie, this month is punbelievable!"
- Why did the Mayflower bring a comedian on Board? Because they wanted to have a punny voyage!
- What did the History Teacher say about November? "It's a month full of puns, with no exceptions!"
- Why did the Founding Fathers Love November? Because it gave them a chance to declare their pundependence!
- What did the colonists say when they first arrived in November? "Let's pun the ground and make this place our Home!"
- Why did the ancient Egyptians celebrate November? Because it was the perfect time to unleash their sarcophunny!
- What did the Roman emperor say about November? "I came, I saw, I punquered!"
- Why did the knights enjoy November? Because it was a month of jesting and jousting!
- What did the historians say about November? "It's the month where puns make history!"
November Puns
- What do you call a pilgrim's vocabulary in November? Turkey talk!
- Why was the turkey asked to join the Band in November? Because he had the drumsticks!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin in November? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a Banjo in November? A bluegrass musician!
- Why did the turkey join the Football team in November? He knew how to Wing it!
- How do you make a pumpkin laugh in November? You tickle its funny Bone!
- What did the Tree say to the falling leaves in November? "Leaf me alone!"
- Why don't skeletons fight in November? They don't have the guts!
- What do you call a group of Musical turkeys in November? A gobble-quartet!
Double the Fun with November Puns
- Why did the turkey sit in the cornfield? He was trying to pluck up the courage for Thanksgiving.
- Why was the Math Book sad in November? It had too many problems.
- What do you call a group of Chess enthusiasts bragging about their November wins? Check-mates!
- Why don't we tell secrets on a Farm in November? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
- How does the turkey keep its feathers Clean in November? With a little turkey brush!
- Why did the turkey join a band in November? He had the drumsticks!
- What kind of Key opens a Banana in November? A turkey!
- Why was the calendar nervous in November? It knew the end was coming!
Paronomasia Puns: November Edition
- What did the turkey say to the Computer? "Google, google, google!"
- Why did the football team go to the Bakery in November? Because they wanted some turnovers!
- Why did the tree go to the Dentist in November? It had a Bad case of root canal!
- What do you call a November Vegetable that Can fix anything? A squash-it-all!
- Why did the calendar go on a diet in November? It wanted to shed some dates!
- How did the scarecrow solve the math problem in November? He used his corn-puter!
- Why was the math book sad in November? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a turkey that plays Guitar? A pluckin' good musician!
- Why did the turkey go to the Gym in November? It wanted to Work on its drumsticks!
Rhyme Time for November Puns
- Remember, remember, it's November, the month to dismember your turkey Dinner!
- Don't be a bummer, it's November, time to embrace the slumber!
- It's November, don't be a pretender, get ready to surrender to the fender bender!
- November's here, so let's be clear, it's time for some Cheer and good Beer!
- November's call is for football, so don't stall, let's have a Ball!
- In November, be an ember, and remember to be tender!
- November's breeze, a time to seize, and eat all the Cheese you please!
- November's Chill, time to thrill, and pay the Bill with skill!
- It's November, be a spender, and let's not surrender to the blender!
- November's Light, oh what a sight, time to ignite and take Flight!
Funny Spoonerism Puns
- Frosty Moustache - Moisty Frostache
- Cold Turkey - Told Curkey
- Pumpkin Pie - Pumkin Pie
- Thanksgiving Feast - Fanksgiving Theast
- Autumn Leaves - Lutumn Aves
- Hot Cocoa - Cot Hocoa
- Harvest Festival - Fervest Hastival
- Football Game - Gootball Fame
- Cozy Sweater - Sozy Cweater
- Family Gathering - Gamily Fathering
Amusing Anagram Puns
- Remember, November is "No Member" without you!
- In November, let's be more "Bored Member" and less "Remember."
- November is all about "Brev Ron Me," Short days and long nights!
- November is the perfect time to "Be Red Om," embracing warm colors.
- When it comes to November, "Vember Nor" is never an option!
- Let's make November "Vern Bore," full of fun and excitement!
- In November, let's "More Never" stop exploring and trying new things!
- November is all about being "Ren Verb Mo," using your words wisely.
- When November arrives, it's time to "Reborn Me," starting fresh!
- Don't "Men Borer" in November, find adventures and make memories!
Situational Puns
- Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Halloween? Fowl play!
- Why did the turkey sit in on a rainy November day? To stay dry, of course!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why was the Belt arrested in November? It held up a pair of pants!
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with a Ghost? A poultrygeist!
- Why did the turkey join a band in November? It had the drumsticks!
- What did the pumpkin say to the butternut squash in November? "You're Gourd-geous!"
- What do you call a group of chess enthusiasts bragging about their November victories? Check-mates!
- Why did the cranberries turn red in November? They saw the turkey dressing!
