Are you ready to gobble up some laughs this Thanksgiving? We've cooked up over 100 turkey-rific puns that will have you feasting on laughter. From cranberry sauce to stuffing, these puns will carve their way into your funny bone and leave you feeling stuffed with humor. Whether you're a seasoned chef or a kitchen novice, these puns will definitely add some spice to your holiday celebrations. So grab a drumstick, pull up a chair, and get ready to gobble down some side-splitting jokes that will leave you gobbling for more. Let's roast, toast, and baste our way through the world of Thanksgiving puns!
The Punniest Thanksgiving Puns
- Why did the Turkey go to Thanksgiving Dinner? Because IT saw the mashed potatoes and wanted to get "stuffed"!
- What do you call a turkey that plays the Guitar? A "pluckin' Good" musician!
- Why did the cranberries turn Red? Because they saw the turkey dressing up and they got "Sauce-y"!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of Music? "Gobble"-Core!
- Why did the Scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its "field" of Work!
- What do you call a turkey that's always in a hurry? Fast "gobble"-in'!
- Why did the Thanksgiving tablecloth blush? Because it saw the turkey "carving" out a good Time!
- What did the turkey say to the Pumpkin Pie? "You're "Crust"-worthy of my Love!"
- Why did the pilgrims bring Corn to the first Thanksgiving? Because they wanted to "pop" up some Fun!
- What's a turkey's favorite Dessert? Peach "gobbler"!
Thanksgiving Puns with Tom Swifties
- I'm so stuffed, I Can't believe I'm still cran-burying the hatchet!
- "Pass me the Gravy," Tom gobbled with a drumstick in his mouth.
- "I'm thank-fallen for this delicious pie," Tom said gratefully.
- "This turkey is unbe-Leaf-able," Tom said Feather-lightly.
- "I'm carving out a place in my Heart for this meal," Tom said deeply.
- "This stuffing is corn-y but earsistible," Tom said with a Grain of truth.
- "I'm feeling gravy-ty for this feast," Tom said sauce-ily.
- "I'm so full, I'm going to nap-kin right here," Tom said blankly.
- "These mashed potatoes are smash-ing!" Tom exclaimed with a spud of excitement.
- "I'm stuff-ed with Gratitude for this meal," Tom said stuffily.
Historical Thanksgiving Puns
- Why did the Pilgrims sail to America? Because they heard there would be plenty of "gobble de Gaulle!"
- What did the Pilgrim say to the turkey? "I need you like the Mayflower needed a Plymouth!"
- Why did the Pilgrim bring corn to the first Thanksgiving? Because they wanted to "stalk" up on the good stuff!
- What did the Pilgrim say to the Native American at Thanksgiving? "Let's feast like it's 1492!"
- Why did the turkey join the Revolutionary War? Because it wanted to be a "founding fowl"!
- What did the Pilgrims use to bake their Thanksgiving pies? Colonial "Flour Power"!
- Why did the Pilgrim refuse to play cards at Thanksgiving? Because they didn't want to "gamble on the Mayflower"!
- What did the Pilgrims say when they saw the first Thanksgiving feast? "This is One "Corny" Celebration!"
- Why did the Pilgrim invite the turkey to Thanksgiving? Because they wanted to "drumstick" together!
- What did the turkey say to the Pilgrim on Thanksgiving? "You're really "stuffing" up my plans!"
Thanksgiving Puns That Will Make You Gobble With Laughter
- I'm in a fowl mood today, but it's all turkey for Thanksgiving!
- I can't stop watching Thanksgiving Cooking shows, I'm totally basting out!
- The turkey who survived Thanksgiving was a real "featherweight."
- I told my Family I wanted a Thanksgiving with all the trimmings, so they brought me a new suit!
- I'm going to Dress up as a pilgrim for Thanksgiving, but I Hope I don't get in a "Jam" with my Costume.
- I love Thanksgiving leftovers, they make the perfect "reheats."
- I asked the turkey how he felt about Thanksgiving, and he said he was "stuffed."
- Thanksgiving dinner always gets a Little "corny" but it's a-maize-ing!
- I'm thankful for my Oven on Thanksgiving, it really knows how to "bake" the Holiday special.
- I'm planning to have a "Cranberry" good time this Thanksgiving!
Double Entendre Puns
- Why did the cranberry sauce Break Up with the turkey? It couldn't handle the stuffing!
- What did the turkey say to the Chef on Thanksgiving? "Don't be a jerk, baste me with love!"
- Why did the corn go to Therapy? It had an Ear of emotional baggage!
- What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? "We make quite the smooth Couple!"
- Why did the pumpkin pie go to the Gym? It wanted to get a little more "pump" in its "kin"!
- Why did the turkey become a musician? It had the drumsticks for it!
- What did the Green beans say to the turkey? "You had me at Casserole!"
- Why did the Sweet potatoes start a Band? They had a lot of "Yam"azing talent!
- What did the Bread say to the turkey? "I'm loafing you more than ever!"
- Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the mashed potatoes? It couldn't handle the "mash"ochism anymore!
Thanksgiving Paronomasia Puns
- I'm cranberry thankful for you!
- Let's talk turkey and gravy!
- Don't be a yam-Burger, be a yam-tastic!
- Feast your eyes on this corny joke!
- May your Thanksgiving be filled with peas and love!
- Stuffing your Face is the best way to celebrate!
- It's time to gobble up some laughter!
- Don't be a Chicken, dig into the stuffing!
- Thanksgiving is the perfect time to take a gravy Train to happiness!
- Let's give thanks for all the good Food and Bad jokes!
Rhyme Time: Thanksgiving Puns
- I'm feeling quite fowl, it must be turkey day!
- Don't be a wimp, gobble up that turkey with a big ol' grin!
- Let's give thanks for all the tasty eats, from the cranberry sauce to the pumpkin sweets!
- Stuffing our faces, it's a Thanksgiving tradition!
- Feasting with family, it's a gobble-icious mission!
- Time to get stuffed and give thanks, it's turkey time, no pranks!
- Tur-Key to my heart, you're the gravy to my mashed potatoes!
- Thanksgiving puns are quite a-maize-ing, don't you think?
- Feeling cran-tastic on this Thanksgiving day!
- Let's gobble 'til we wobble, it's the turkey's way!
Side-Splitting Spoonerism Puns for Thanksgiving
- Thanksgiving tanked instead of Spanksgiving thanks
- Pass the yams, I mean, pass the jams
- Let's carve the Brisket, I mean, carve the Biscuit
- Pumpkin pie? More like pumkin pie!
- Stuffing the turkey, or is it turking the stuffy?
- Grateful for the feast, or is it fateful for the Geese?
- Cranberry sauce, or is it scanberry cause?
- Gobble gobble, or is it wobble wobble?
- Thankful for family, or is it tankful for family?
- Cornucopia of blessings, or is it barnucopia of clessings?
Amusing Anagram Puns for Thanksgiving
- Roasted = Storage
- Pilgrim = Limp Rig
- Stuffing = Fung Fist
- Cranberry = Barny Arc
- Gravy = Ragvy
- Feast = Fates
- Pumpkin Pie = Nippy Kip Mue
- Cornucopia = Capricorn Uo
- Thankful = Flank Hut
- Blessings = Sings Bel
Roasting Up Some Thanksgiving Puns
- Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a Ghost? A poultrygeist!
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
- What do you call a Running turkey? Fast Food!
- Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
- What did the sweet Potato say to the pumpkin pie? I yam what I yam!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
