100+ Arm Puns That Will Give You a Humerus Workout!

Arm Puns

Are you ready to arm yourself with a collection of over 100 hilarious and clever arm puns? From shoulder-shaking laughter to elbow-deep wit, these puns will flex your funny bone and give you a bicep-tingling experience. Whether you're a fitness fanatic or just someone who enjoys a good humerus joke, these puns will definitely give you a good chuckle. So roll up your sleeves and get ready for an armazing journey into the world of arm puns that will leave you in stitches!

The Punning Arms

  • Why did the arm go to the Party? Because IT wanted to hang out!
  • Why did the arm become a lawyer? Because it wanted to sue-cceed!
  • What did the arm say to the hand? High-five, buddy!
  • Why did the arm go to the Concert? Because it was a big Fan!
  • What do you call an arm that's Good at Math? An arithmetrick!
  • Why did the arm join a gym? It wanted to get ripped!
  • What do you call an arm that's a Great dancer? An arm-bassador!
  • Why did the arm become a musician? It had a strong grip on the guitar!
  • What do you call an arm that's always late? Armageddon!
  • Why did the arm become a Chef? It wanted to whisk it up in the kitchen!

Arm Puns - Humor with Tom Swifties

  • I can't believe I lost my arm wrestling Match. It was a real "disarm-ament".
  • When the bicep went to the party, it said, "I'm here to *Flex* some muscles."
  • The weightlifter said, "I can lift this dumbbell with my eyes closed. It's a *no-brainer*."
  • After the arm got a Tattoo, it said, "I'm *Ink-lined* to show off my Art."
  • The arm said to the hand, "I'm feeling a bit *armless* today."
  • When the arm was injured, it said, "I guess I should've *fore-arm-ed* myself."
  • I heard the arm complaining about lifting heavy weights. It said, "I'm not *hand-ling* it very well."
  • The arm wanted to become a musician, so it said, "I'm ready to *unleash* my inner drummer."
  • The arm and the Leg had a Race. The arm said, "I'm going to *hand-ily* win this."
  • The arm went to the gym and said, "I'm going to *pump* up the volume."

Hilarious Historical Arm Puns

  • Why did the ancient Egyptian pharaoh have strong arms? Because he Sphinx he can lift anything!
  • Did you hear about the medieval Knight who had a strong arm? He was really good at jousting!
  • How did the ancient Greek warrior win all his battles? He had a Herculean arm!
  • What did the Roman gladiator say when he flexed his arm? "Et tu, biceps?"
  • Why did the Pirate Captain have a muscular arm? He always had to raise the Anchor!
  • What did the Viking warrior say about his arm muscles? They're Thor-iffic!
  • How did the samurai Train his arm strength? He practiced with a Sword-a!
  • Why did the French musketeer have a powerful arm? He always had to raise his Rap-ier!
  • What did the Native American chief say about his arm strength? It's teepee-riffic!
  • How did the ancient Chinese warrior become so skilled with his arm? He mastered the art of kung fu!

Arm Puns: Literal Puns

  • I wanted to join a gym, but I couldn't find the right place. It was quite an armtastic!
  • Why did the arm go to the party? Because it wanted to have a great Time and show off its bicep-ular Dance moves!
  • When I need a hand, I can always count on my arm. It's my trusty sidekick!
  • My friend told me I have a strong arm. I replied, "Thanks, I guess you could say I'm quite handy!"
  • I tried to make my arm laugh, but it just gave me the Cold shoulder. It's quite the armless comic!
  • Why did the arm get in trouble at School? It couldn't keep its hand down during class!
  • My arm is really good at math. It can always count on its fingers!
  • Why did the arm cross the Road? To give the other arm a high-five!
  • My arm is a big fan of music. It's always waving in rhythm and conducting a symphony!
  • My arm has a great sense of humor. It's always cracking a joke or two, but sometimes it can be a real arm-tease!

Double Entendre Puns: Arm Puns

  • Did you hear about the arm wrestler who went to a seafood Restaurant? He always orders a "Muscle" dish!
  • Why did the bicep go to the party alone? It couldn't find a "Date"!
  • What do you call an arm that's good at solving puzzles? A "Riddle" bicep!
  • Why did the arm Break Up with the hand? It wanted some "Elbow" Room!
  • What did the arm say to the weightlifting Bar? "You're a "barbell" of Fun!"
  • How do arms greet each other? With a "strong" handshake!
  • Why did the arm go to the library? It wanted to "flex" its Reading muscles!
  • What did the arm say to the shoulder? "I can't "shoulder" all the blame!"
  • Why did the arm become a Detective? It wanted to solve "arm-ysteries"!
  • What do you call an arm that's good at math? An "alge-bicep"!

Armed and Pundangerous: Paronomasia Puns

  • I used to be a banker, but I lost interest, so now I'm trying my hand at arm wrestling.
  • When the skeleton couldn't find his arm, he was beside himself.
  • My Dad told me to stop making arm puns, but I couldn't hand-le the pressure.
  • She broke her arm in two places... the gym and the Yoga studio.
  • My friend said he could make a Car out of Spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his Face when I drove pasta.
  • Some people say I'm too wrapped up in myself, but I think I'm just well-armed.
  • I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
  • My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his Business is toast.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I had to knead another job.
  • Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!

Arm Puns: Rhyming Puns

  • I went to the gym to get some charm, but all I got was a sore arm!
  • When it comes to lifting weights, I'm the real arm-alarm!
  • I told my bicep a joke, but it didn't find it hum-arm-ous.
  • My favorite Superhero is Arm-man, he's always armed and dangerous!
  • My friend said he could Beat me in an arm-wrestling match, but I didn't find it arm-pressive.
  • Why did the skeleton refuse to lend a hand? He didn't want to get arm-barrassed!
  • What do you call a muscle that's always on time? An arm-curate!
  • I got a tattoo of a snake on my arm, now I have an arm-Reptile dysfunction.
  • Why did the arm go to the party? It wanted to show off its Gun show!
  • My arm told me a secret, but I couldn't keep it under my sleeve!

Wacky Spoonerism Arm Puns

  • Charmed wrist
  • Farmed brace
  • Alarm sling
  • Warm wrest
  • Barmy bicep
  • Harmed elbow
  • Charm pit
  • Barmed forearm
  • Yarm sleeve
  • Disarm muscle

Arm Puns: Anagram Puns

  • I saw a strong bicep and thought, "Wow, what an armazing anagram!"
  • When it comes to arm exercises, I always say, "It's all about the anagram!"
  • My friend wanted to become a professional arm wrestler, but all he could do was armble.
  • Why did the arm become a poet? Because it had the write anagram.
  • My arm's favorite hobby is solving anagrams. It's really a-puzzling!
  • What do you call an arm that loves word games? An anagrarm!
  • Why did the arm go to therapy? It had an identity crisis – it couldn't decide if it was a right arm or a left arm!
  • My arm is a big fan of Wordplay. It's always up for a good anagramic workout!
  • I tried to teach my arm some new tricks, but it just ended up anagramming around.
  • Why did the arm start a Band? It wanted to be an anagramist!

Situational Arm Puns

  • I couldn't put my arm around my wife because it's not an appendage, it's an "apartnerage".
  • When the Clock broke, I had to lend it a hand, but I gave it an arm too.
  • I told my arm a joke, but it didn't find it humerus.
  • My friend is really good at arm wrestling; he’s a real "forearmidable" opponent.
  • I was going to tell you a joke about my arm, but it's not very "handy".
  • My arm's favorite Movie? "The Armageddon".
  • After the gym, my arms said they were "exercised" from lifting weights.
  • My arm wanted a job at the bakery, but they said it wasn't "kneaded".
  • I'm trying to organize a Charity event for arms, but it's proving to be "uphill arm-battle".
  • My arm insulted me, so I told it to "take a bicep".