Peel the Laughter: 100+ Ripe and Rib-tickling Yellow Puns to Make Your Day Sunny-side Up!

Yellow Puns

Are you ready to add a splash of humor to your day? Look no further because we've got over 100 yellow puns that will brighten up your mood and leave you in fits of laughter. From sunny-side up to lemonade, these puns will have you feeling yellow with joy. So get ready to embrace the power of puns and let the laughter shine through. Whether you're a fan of yellow or just looking for a dose of comedy, these puns will definitely tickle your funny bone. So sit back, relax, and get ready to dive into the world of yellow puns. Trust us, it's going to be one peeling good time!

Simply Pun-derful Yellow Puns

  • Why was the Banana so Good at Gymnastics? Because IT could perform splits with ease-peel!
  • What did the Grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a Little Wine!
  • How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba Glue!
  • Why did the Lemon disapprove of the Orange? It couldn't concentrate!
  • What's a banana's favorite Dance style? Peel-a-thon!
  • How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the "g"!
  • Why did the Sun go to School? To get a little brighter!
  • What do you call a sad strawberry? A Blueberry!
  • Why did the Pineapple stop in the middle of the Road? It ran out of Juice!
  • How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Puns with a Twist: Tom Swifties Edition

  • He couldn't find his yellow socks, so he said, "I guess I'll have to put my Foot down."
  • "I Love Eating pineapple," Tom said zestfully.
  • "The banana is too ripe," he said appealingly.
  • "I can't see the road," Tom said hazily.
  • "I won the lottery!" Tom exclaimed, feeling golden.
  • "I'm so excited to see the sunflowers," he said brightly.
  • "I'm feeling a little blue," Tom said, holding a lemon.
  • "I spilled Mustard on my shirt," Tom said, yellowing.
  • "I'm feeling a bit citrusy today," Tom said, peeling.
  • "I can't believe I won first prize," Tom said, grinning from Ear to ear.

Historical Puns

  • Why did the sun have a big ego? Because it had a Napoleon complex.
  • Why did the lemon go to the Renaissance Fair? To learn about the Art of zest-oration.
  • Why did the banana refuse to fight in the American Revolution? It didn't want to be a-peel-ed to arms.
  • What did the grapefruit say during the French Revolution? "Citrus-ine, or death!"
  • Why did the pineapple join the Gold rush? It wanted to strike it rich and become a Fruit baron.
  • What did the orange say to the British colonists? "Don't squeeze us, we're bitter!"
  • Why did the Lime become a Famous explorer? It wanted to conquer new zests.
  • What did the Apple say to the Statue of Liberty? "You're a-peeling to me."
  • Why did the lemon start a revolution against the monarchy? It wanted to overthrow the sour-vereign.
  • What did the grapefruit say to the Tomato during the Civil War? "We're in a real Jam here!"

The Punny World of Literal Yellow Puns

  • What do you call a sad banana? A yellow fellow.
  • Why did the banana go to school? To get a little "a-peel" for knowledge.
  • What do you call a cowardly lemon? A yellow-belly.
  • Why did the lemon stop Rolling down the hill? It ran out of pulp fiction.
  • What did One yellow flower say to the other? "I'm blooming brilliant!"
  • What do you call a yellow insect that loves to dance? A polka-dotted Bee.
  • Why did the lemon file a police report? It got squeezed by a suspect.
  • What do you call a yellow fruit that likes to Surf? A wave-o-melon.
  • Why did the yellow crayon quit his job? He felt too "un-sharp" for the task.

Double Entendre Puns

  • Why did the banana go to the Doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
  • What do you call a cowardly lemon? A yellow-belly!
  • Why did the lemon go to the Casino? It wanted to try its luck!
  • Why did the pineapple Break Up with the orange? It couldn't concentrate on their Relationship!
  • Why did the Corn stalk go to therapy? It had a lot of kernel issues!
  • What did the grape say to the lemon when it was feeling down? "Squeeze the day!"
  • Why did the apple go to the Party? It wanted to be the apple of everyone's Eye!
  • What do you call a banana that won't stop talking? A banana-Nose!
  • Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  • What did the lemon say to the lime? "Citrus you later!"

Funny Paronomasia Puns

  • Why did the yellow marker refuse to write? It felt like it was being highlighted!
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
  • What do you call a scared yellow fruit? A yellow-bellied chicken!
  • Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of zest!
  • Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
  • How do you fix a broken canary? With a yellow duct Tape!
  • What did the yellow Traffic light say to the Green light? "Don't look, I'm changing!"
  • Why did the yellow Paint go to jail? It was caught yellow-handed!
  • How do you make a lemon stop Crying? You peel it off!
  • Why did the bee get married? It found its Honey!

Yellow Puns: Rhyming Puns

  • I went to the banana Farm and it drove me bananas!
  • Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
  • What did the grape say to the lemon? "You're so zesty!"
  • Why did the pineapple refuse to fight? It didn't want to get into a jam.
  • What do you call a sad banana? A yellow mellow.
  • Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
  • Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to peel good.
  • What did the lemon say to the lime? "Squeeze the day!"
  • Why did the yellow crayon quit coloring? It felt too drawn out.
  • What do you call a bunch of unripe bananas? A plantain of frustration.

Funny Spoonerism Puns

  • Mellow fello
  • Jellow macket
  • Smellow biles
  • Tellow shax
  • Wellow yine
  • Bellow sun
  • Fallow Moon
  • Yelllow winosaur
  • Gellow reen
  • Hellow boney

Hilarious Anagram Puns: Yellow Edition

Yellow Puns: Situational Puns

  • Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because it wasn't peeling well.
  • I tried to make a joke about yellow paint, but I wasn't sure if it would be too corny.
  • When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade. But when life gives you bananas, you're probably going bananas!
  • Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
  • Did you hear about the sunflower who won an award? It was outstanding in its field.
  • Why did the yellow crayon quit? It felt too drawn out.
  • Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of zest.
  • Why did the pineapple go to the party? Because it was looking sharp!
  • Why did the banana go to the party? It couldn't find a Date.
  • Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn't feeling very citrusfied.