Are you ready to have a cracking good time? Look no further because we've got over 100 cider puns that will have you "apple"auding with laughter. From "cider-ella" stories to "pour" decisions, these puns will take you on a refreshing journey through the world of apples and fermentation. So grab a glass, sip on some humor, and let these puns quench your thirst for witty jokes. Whether you're a cider connoisseur or just looking for a "spirited" laugh, these puns are sure to "press" all the right buttons. So "cider" yourself warned, you're about to enter a pun-tastic zone where the apple doesn't fall far from the tree of hilarity. Get ready to "cider" and enjoy the "punny" ride as we dive into the world of cider puns.
The Zest Cider Puns
- When life gives you apples, make cider-ade!
- Cider: the Apple of my Eye.
- I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm just a hard cider enthusiast.
- Let's raise a Glass to the apple-solutely delicious cider.
- Why did the apple Break Up with the Pear? IT wanted to be a single-variety cider.
- This cider is a-peel-ing to my taste buds.
- I'm feeling un-Beer-able, I need some cider Therapy.
- Cider: the forbidden Fruit that's oh so tempting.
- What do you call a cider that's always late? Apple-tardy!
- My Doctor said an apple a day keeps the doctor away, so I upgraded to cider.
Cider Puns with Tom Swifties
- He loved making Apple Cider, and he said it was a-peeling.
- "I lost my job at the cider factory," Tom said, feeling crushed.
- "I only Drink cider with a slice of Pie," said Tom crustily.
- "I Can't believe I spilled my cider," Tom said, feeling drained.
- "This cider tastes amazing," Tom said, feeling juiced.
- "I can't find my cider Bottle opener," Tom said, feeling un-corked.
- "I Love watching the cider ferment," Tom said, feeling bubbly.
- "I'm the best cider maker in town," Tom said, feeling pressed.
- "I can't resist a glass of apple cider," Tom said, feeling cider-able.
- "I accidentally mixed my cider with Water," Tom said, feeling diluted.
Historical Puns
- When Julius Caesar drank cider, he said, "I came, I saw, I cidered."
- Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian who loved cider? He was known as the Pharaoh-napple!
- Why did the pilgrims serve cider at the first Thanksgiving? Because they wanted to give thanks for the apple-ortunity!
- Marie Antoinette's favorite drink was cider. She used to say, "Let them drink cider!"
- What did the ancient Greek Philosopher say about cider? "Know cider, know thyself."
- Henry VIII loved cider so much, he had six wives and six ciders!
- When the ancient Romans made cider, they said, "In vino veritas, in cider hilaritas!"
- Why did the ancient Chinese emperor enjoy cider? Because it was the Forbidden Fruit of his empire!
- What did the ancient Mayans say when they drank cider? "It's the end of the cider as we know it!"
- When the Viking warriors drank cider, they would raise their mugs and shout, "Skål to the apple Harvest!"
Cider Puns That Will Leave You Feeling Apple-y Ever After
- Why did the apple break up with the cider? It couldn't handle the pressure!
- What did the cider say when it fell off the shelf? "I've hit Rock bottom."
- Why did the cider go to therapy? It had too many emotional apple-anches.
- What's a cider's favorite Dance? The apple-trot!
- How does a cider answer the Phone? "Hey, it's Juice calling!"
- Why did the apple go out with the cider? They made a Great pear!
- What did the cider say to the apple Tree? "You're the root of all my happiness."
- Why was the cider upset with the apple? It wasn't giving it enough Space to ferment.
- How does a cider apologize? "I'm sorry for my pour behavior."
- What's a cider's favorite Movie? "The Cider House Rules!"
Cider Double Entendre Puns
- Why did the apple break up with the pear? It couldn't handle the cider pressure!
- My Friend tried to make a joke about cider, but it just wasn't very a-peeling.
- When life gives you apples, make cider and get juiced!
- What do you call a group of cider enthusiasts? The fermenting Friends!
- How do you know when you've had too much cider? You start to feel fruitier than the apples!
- Why did the apple go to therapy? It had too many cider issues to deal with.
- What did the apple say to the cider maker? "You really know how to press my buttons!"
- Why did the cider go to School? It wanted to be well-versed in the Art of fermentation!
- What did the cider say to the apple? "You're the Core of my existence!"
- Why was the apple always invited to parties? It knew how to turn them into cider celebrations!
Funny Cider Puns
- Why did the apple go to therapy? It had cider issues!
- What do you call a cider that's always on Time? Punctual apple!
- Why did the apple break up with the pear? It found a sweeter cider!
- What do you call a cider that can do Magic tricks? A ciderella!
- Why did the cider go to the doctor? It wasn't feeling apple-y!
- What did the cider say when it won the lottery? I'm a million-apples rich!
- Why did the cider start a Band? It wanted to be a rockstar!
- What do you call a cider that's afraid of the Dark? A scaredy apple!
- Why did the cider get a job at the Bakery? It wanted to be a Roll model!
- What do you call a group of cider enthusiasts? The apple-core!
Funny Rhyming Cider Puns
- Slide her a cider, and she'll be your glider.
- Have a sip of cider, and Watch your worries subside-er.
- Cider in Hand, life is oh-so-grand.
- Don't be bitter, just have some cider.
- Cider is neat, it can't be Beat.
- When life gives you lemons, make apple cider - it's much sweeter!
- Cider is the apple of my eye-der.
- Feeling fine with a glass of cider, it's a real crowd pleaser.
- When it comes to cider, I'm a true believer.
- Forget the drama, let's have some cider and Llama.
Cider Spoonerism Puns
- Slapple Jider
- Pumpy Cider
- Barrel of Rapples
- Spiced Mider
- Caramel Sider
- Tart of the Sown
- Granny's Mith Cider
- Apple Jumble Cider
- Cinnamon Rapple Sider
- Berry Cider Muffin
Cider Anagram Puns
- Decider - Cidered
- Apples - Sapple
- Tart - Ratt
- Fruity - Turify
- Barrel - Ralber
- Bottle - Lottbe
- Sweet - Tseew
- Crisp - Picsr
- Glass - Ssagl
- Orchard - Chardor
Situational Puns: Cider Puns
- When life gives you apples, make cider-ence!
- I tried to make a batch of cider, but it was a fruitless endeavor.
- Why did the apple go to therapy? It had cider-pression.
- The apple couldn't find its way Home, so it asked for a cider-ectory.
- What did the apple say to its friend? Cider you later!
- Why did the apple break up with the pear? It realized they weren't cider-compatible.
- How do you know when an apple is drunk? It starts to cider-step.
- Why did the apple become a musician? It wanted to play cider-mony.
- What do you call an apple that's been working out? A cider-ella.
- Why did the apple go on a diet? It wanted to lose a few cider-pounds.
