Thirsty for some laughter? Get ready to wet your whistle with over 100 drink puns that will leave you in stitches. From beer to wine, and cocktails to mocktails, these puns will pour on the humor and quench your thirst for a good laugh. Whether you're a brew enthusiast or a wine connoisseur, these puns are sure to be on tap for a good time. So raise a glass and get ready to drink in the hilarity as we dive into the world of drink puns. Cheers to a bellyful of laughter and a cocktail of wit that will leave you shaking with laughter.
Thirsty for Puns
- I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a Light drinker – I always drink in the Morning. IT's called light Breakfast.
- What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a Vampire? Frostbite.
- What did the Grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a Little Wine.
- What's a Skeleton's least favorite Room in the House? The living room.
- What do you call Cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
- What do you call a fake Noodle? An impasta.
Hilarious Tom Swifties Drink Puns
- He couldn't resist a sip of the punch, Tom said fruitily.
- "I Can't drink this flat Soda," Tom said depressingly.
- "I Love Drinking Coffee," Tom said perkily.
- "I'll have another Shot," Tom said Tequila'd.
- "I'll have a Glass of Water," Tom said tap-ically.
- "I'll have a Beer," Tom said draft-ily.
- "I'll have a Cocktail," Tom said mix-ily.
- "I'll take a sip of this Smoothie," Tom said fruity-ly.
- "I'll have a glass of wine," Tom said vine-ly.
- "I'll have a shot of Whiskey," Tom said spiritedly.
Historical Drink Puns
- What did the historical Pirate say when he found a Bottle of Rum? "Yo ho ho and a bottle of pun!"
- Why did the ancient Egyptians enjoy drinking beer? Because it was pyramid-pleasing!
- How did the Medieval knights quench their thirst? With a joust of water!
- Why did the Roman emperor love grape Juice? Because he had a taste for victory!
- What was the favorite drink of the ancient Greek philosophers? Socrates-ade!
- Why did the French revolutionaries prefer wine? Because they believed in the Power of "liberté, égalité, vine-ité!"
- What did Julius Caesar say when he spilled his drink? "Et tu, Brute beer?"
- Why did the Vikings love mead? Because it put them in a Valhalla Good mood!
- How did the ancient Chinese emperor enjoy his Tea? He Ming Dynasty steeping!
- What did the Aztec ruler say when he had a Margarita? "I'm on a Montezuma's revenge!"
Thirsty for Puns!
- Why did the grape juice go to the Doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
- When life gives you lemons, be careful. They could be sourcasm!
- Why did the soda go to Therapy? It had too many issues!
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- What do you call a sad Cup of coffee? Depresso!
Thirsty for Some Double Entendre Puns?
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the Road? Because it ran out of juice!
- How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!
- What's a vampire's favorite Fruit? A blood Orange!
- What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- Why couldn't the Bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the Closet? Supplies!
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
Thirsty for Puns
- I'm grapeful for wine, it always puts me in a good spirits.
- Why did the coffee file a Police report? It got mugged.
- What do you call a Bear with no Teeth? A Gummy Bear.
- What did the bartender say to the Gin? "Why so tonic?"
- Why did the Scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call fake Spaghetti? An impasta.
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Thirsty for Puns
- Feeling wine, feeling fine!
- Tequila mockingbird
- Let's raise the Bar with some rum tum tum
- Don't be bitter, have a jigger
- Whiskey Business, but someone's gotta do it
- Shot through the Tart, and you're to blame
- Having a brew-ha-ha
- Cider just yet, I'm still thinking
- Let's get this par-tea started
- It's a Vodka-licious day
Slip of the Sip Puns
- Tequila Mockingbird - Mequila Tockingbird
- Whiskey Business - Business Whiskey
- Bloody Mary - Muddy Blary
- Mai Tai - Tie Mai
- Cosmopolitan - Posmopolitan
- Mojito - Jo-Mito
- Margarita - Gargarita
- Screwdriver - Drewscrivver
- Gin and Tonic - Tin and Gonic
- Pina Colada - Cina Polada
Thirsty for Puns!
- I'm a "grape" comedian, always "raisin" the bar!
- When life gives you lemons, "Lime" them up with a drink pun!
- Did you hear about the coffee that went to the police? It got "mugged"!
- Why did the Tomato turn Red? Because it saw the "juice"!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A "gummy" bear!
- Why did the soda go to therapy? It was feeling "flat"!
- What do you call a drunk Lemon? A "sour"cerer!
- Why did the orange stop Rolling down the Hill? It ran out of "juice"!
- What do you call a Cow that can't give Milk? An "udder" failure!
- When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic!
Fizz-tastic Drink Puns
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the Salad dressing!
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why did the bicycle Fall over? It was two-tired!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
