Ready to add a touch of humor to the big day? Get ready to say "I do" to over 100 wedding puns that will have you rolling in the aisles. From bridal giggles to groom's guffaws, these puns will take you on a whirlwind journey through the world of wedding humor. So grab your bouquet, toss some confetti, and get ready to tie the knot with some side-splitting and clever jokes that will make your special day even more memorable. Whether you're a wedding planner or a soon-to-be-married couple, these puns will definitely bring a smile to your face. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the wedding puns as we take a walk down the aisle of laughter.
Marriage Wordplay Puns
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I decided to get "hitched" instead.
- The wedding was so emotional, even the Cake was in tiers.
- The wedding toast was really Moving – it was Bread to bring tears to your eyes.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- I'm not sure why they call it "Walking down the aisle" when it feels more like "walking the plank."
- The best man's speech was like a good bra – it offered excellent support.
- My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my Foot down.
- I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
- I used to play piano by Ear, but now I use my hands.
- My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Wedding Puns: Humor with Tom Swifties
- He proposed at the bakery, and she said "I dough!"
- "I'm so excited to get married!" Tom said, all tied up.
- "I'm a big Fan of wedding cake," said Tom with frosting enthusiasm.
- "I'm ready to walk down the aisle," Tom said ceremoniously.
- "I'm going to dance all night at the reception," Tom said with great rhythm.
- "I can't wait to say 'I do' to my partner," Tom said joyfully.
- "This wedding is going to be a blast!" Tom said explosively.
- "I'm going to make a toast," Tom said with a Champagne sparkle in his eye.
- "I'm going to catch the bouquet," Tom said, ready to make a floral play.
- "I'm going to be the best man," Tom said, groomed for success.
Hilarious Historical Wedding Puns
- Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian wedding? It was a pyramid scheme!
- Why did the French King have a small wedding? He wanted to keep it low-key.
- What did the Pirate say to his Bride on their wedding day? "Yo ho, me heart-y!"
- Why did the Roman emperor have a lavish wedding? Because he wanted to make a grand entrance!
- What did the Viking say to his bride at the altar? "I'm Norse you're the one for me!"
- Why did the medieval Knight have a last-minute wedding? He couldn't resist the temptation of a knight in shining armor!
- What did the caveman say when he proposed to his girlfriend? "Will you be my pre-historic wife?"
- Why did the Greek God have a destination wedding? He wanted to Tie the knot on Mount Olympus!
- What did the pharaoh say to his queen on their wedding day? "You're the queen of my Nile!"
- Why did the Mayan couple have a unique wedding ceremony? They wanted to make History!
Funny Wedding Puns
- Marriage is like a walk in the Park... Jurassic Park.
- Why did the bride wear white? Because she wanted to blend in with the wedding cake.
- Did you hear about the guy who proposed to his girlfriend with a diamond Engagement ring? She said, "I don't want a carbon copy of everyone else's proposal."
- What do you call two birds tying the knot? Lovebirds, of course!
- Why was the wedding cake always getting into trouble? It had a lot of tiers!
- What did the groom say when he accidentally dropped the wedding ring? "Oops, I just had a band slip."
- Why did the bride and groom decide to get married in the forest? Because they wanted to tie the knot in a tree-mony.
- What do you call a wedding between two people with a lot of Debt? A merger and acquisition!
- Why was the wedding photographer always so calm? Because he knew how to capture the perfect "I-do" moment.
- Why did the bride and groom decide to have their wedding on a Farm? Because they wanted to sow their wild oats.
Hilarious Wedding Puns
- Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution just yet!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like the bride and groom!
- Did you hear about the guy who proposed to his girlfriend at the bakery? He got down on one Cannoli!
- At the wedding, the best man made a toast and said, "May your love be like good wine, getting better with Age and definitely improving with a little whine!"
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like the perfect wedding!
- Marriage is a marathon, not a sprint. But sometimes, it's okay to sprint to the open Bar!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud, let's get married already!"
- Why did the wedding cake go to school? It wanted to get a little "layered"!
- Love is like a fart - if you have to force it, it's probably crap, but when it happens naturally, it's truly magical, just like a wedding!
- What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebs!
Paronomasia Puns: Wedding Edition
- Why did the bride and groom bring a Ladder to their wedding? Because they wanted to tie the knot!
- What did the wedding cake say to the guests? "I'm here to make your sweetest dreams come true!"
- Why did the bride refuse to play cards at her wedding? She didn't want to take any chances with a royal flush!
- What do you call a nervous groom? A man who's about to take the plunge!
- Why did the bride wear a watch on her wedding day? Because it was her Time to shine!
- Why did the wedding photographer go to jail? He was caught framing the perfect shot!
- What did the wedding planner say to the bride who was worried about her big day? "Don't worry, I'll make sure everything goes off without a hitch!"
- Why did the bride's bouquet go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage!
- What did the groom say to his bride when he saw her in her wedding dress? "You take my breath away, but don't worry, I'll still say 'I do'!"
- Why did the bride and groom choose a bakery for their wedding venue? Because they wanted to have their cake and eat it too!
Marriage Merriment: Rhyming Puns
- I'm so excited for the big day, I can't wait to witness the bouquet Ballet!
- At the wedding, the best man's speech was a real Peach, he had the crowd in his reach!
- The bride looked stunning in white, it was love at first sight!
- The groom's nerves were on display, but he managed to say "I do" in a suave way!
- Love was in the Air, you could feel it everywhere!
- The cake was a sight to behold, it was worth its weight in gold!
- The dance floor was rocking, the newlyweds were shocking!
- The vows were heartfelt, it was like a Work of art!
- The wedding bells rang, and the Choir sang!
- The reception was a blast, the memories will forever last!
Wedding Spoonerism Puns
- "Tying the knock" instead of "tying the knot"
- "Blushing bride" becomes "brushing bide"
- "Wedding vows" transforms into "vetting wows"
- "Bouquet toss" turns into "touquet boss"
- "Wedding reception" becomes "redding weception"
- "Wedding cake" transforms into "kidding wake"
- "Bridal shower" turns into "shidal bower"
- "Groomsmen" becomes "moomsgren"
- "Wedding ring" transforms into "redding Wing"
- "Bridal gown" turns into "gidal brown"
Wedding Puns: Anagram Puns
- I got married in a hotel, but it was a real "lot of wed."
- When the bride walked down the aisle, she looked like a "nice bride."
- The groom was feeling nervous, but he managed to "remain wed."
- At the wedding reception, the couple danced to the song "new bride."
- During the wedding ceremony, the priest said, "I now pronounce you 'binder' and 'widebr'."
- After the wedding, the couple went on their honeymoon to a "new bird."
- The wedding cake was shaped like a "grab wine."
- During the wedding vows, the groom promised to "Wind Beer."
- The bride and groom exchanged rings that said, "end bird" and "dream bin."
- After the wedding, the couple opened their gifts and found a "win bred."
Funny Wedding Puns
- Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to make sure she reached new heights of love!
- What did the groom say when he couldn't find his wedding ring? "I guess I'll just have to put a ring on it!"
- Why did the wedding cake go to the doctor? It had a tier-rific headache!
- Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek at her wedding? She didn't want to be a "Mrs."ing person!
- What did one wedding dress say to the other? "I do!"
- Why did the bride take a math book to her wedding? She wanted to tie the knot with her better half!
- What do you call a group of musical bridesmaids? The "wedding band"!
- Why did the groom bring a hairdryer to the wedding? He wanted to blow the bride away!
- What did the wedding photographer say to the bride and groom? "Say Cheese, and say 'I do'!"
- Why did the bride bring a broom to her wedding? She wanted to sweep her groom off his feet!
