Looking to add some love and laughter to your Valentine's Day? Look no further because we've got over 100 heartwarming and hilarious Valentine's Day puns that will make your heart skip a beat. From cheesy pickup lines to lovey-dovey wordplay, these puns will have you falling head over heels in laughter. So grab your sweetheart, put on your cupid wings, and get ready for a pun-tastic journey through the world of love and puns. Whether you're a hopeless romantic or a self-proclaimed love cynic, these puns will definitely make your heart flutter. So get ready to spread the love and laughter with our selection of Valentine's Day puns that will have you feeling pun-damentally loved.
Love is Pun-derful: Valentine's Day Puns
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"
- Why did the Banana go out with the prune? Because IT couldn't find a Date!
- How did the Phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a Ring!
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
- What did One Pickle say to the other on Valentine's Day? "You mean a Great Dill to me!"
- Why did the boy bring a Ladder to his date? He wanted to take their Relationship to the next level!
- What did the calculator say to the Pencil on Valentine's Day? "You Can count on me!"
- Why did the boy put his Heart in the blender? Because he wanted to make a sweetheart shake!
- How did the Frog ask his girlfriend to marry him? He said, "Hoppy Valentine's Day! Will you ribbit me?"
- What do you call a very small Valentine? A valentiny!
Valentine's Day Puns with Tom Swifties
- He bought his Valentine a treadmill and said, "I Love You with all my *heart*," Tom said cardiologically.
- "I can't find my Valentine's Day Card," Tom said valiantly.
- "I forgot to buy Flowers for my Valentine," Tom said lackadaisically.
- "I'm going to surprise my Valentine with a Romantic Dinner," Tom said saucily.
- "I wrote a love poem for my Valentine," Tom said poetically.
- "I'm planning a special date for my Valentine," Tom said romantically.
- "I'm giving my Valentine a Box of chocolates," Tom said sweetly.
- "I'm sending my Valentine a love letter," Tom said expressively.
- "I'm going to serenade my Valentine," Tom said melodiously.
- "I'm going to propose to my Valentine," Tom said ringingly.
Historical Puns
- Why did the Roman emperor give his wife a Valentine's Day card? Because he couldn't "Caesar" life without her!
- What did the Egyptian pharaoh write on his Valentine's Day card? "You are my greatest "pyramid" of love!"
- Why did Cleopatra send a Valentine's Day Gift to Julius Caesar? Because she wanted to "wrap" him around her Finger!
- What did Napoleon say to Josephine on Valentine's Day? "You are the "empress" of my heart!"
- How did Shakespeare express his love on Valentine's Day? "Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou Art more "Valentine" and more lovely!"
- Why did George Washington give Martha a Valentine's Day gift? Because she was his "first lady" of love!
- How did Joan of Arc celebrate Valentine's Day? By Lighting a "spark" in her heart!
- Why did King Henry VIII write a love letter on Valentine's Day? Because he wanted to "Divorce" his loneliness!
- What did Leonardo da Vinci say to his muse on Valentine's Day? "You are the "masterpiece" of my heart!"
- How did Christopher Columbus express his love on Valentine's Day? "You are the "world" to me!"
Love is Pun-derful: 10 Literal Puns for Valentines Day
- Why did the Valentine's Day card get detention? It was caught playing with a Bad pun-chline!
- What did the boy Candy say to the girl candy on Valentine's Day? "I'm Sweet on you!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day card go to School? It wanted to get a higher Education!
- What did the Valentine's Day card say to the envelope? "I'm stuck on you!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day card Break Up with the envelope? It said, "You're too clingy!"
- What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp? "You're the one I'm sticking with!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day card go to Therapy? It had commitment issues!
- What did the Valentine's Day card say to the heart-shaped Chocolate? "You make my heart melt!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day card become an Artist? It wanted to draw you closer!
- What did the Valentine's Day card say to the flower bouquet? "We make a blooming Good Couple!"
Top 10 Valentine's Day Double Entendre Puns:
- Love is like a box of chocolates... I Hope you don't have any nutty exes!
- I'm Falling Head over heels for you... just like when I tripped over my shoelaces!
- Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you... but I'm Diabetic, so I'll Stick to sugar-free candy!
- You stole a Pizza my heart... and now I'm feeling saucy!
- Let's be like a Candle and Light up each other's lives... but be careful, I'm a Little bit of a Fire hazard!
- Are you made of Copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te! And also, I'm Terrible at Chemistry.
- I must be a Magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... and I still can't find my Car keys!
- Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my Knee falling for you... and I'm also a bit of a klutz.
- You must be a Parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you... and I'm not talking about the parking violation!
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... and I'm terrible at managing Money.
Paronomasia Puns: Valentine's Day Edition
- Love is a tricky Business, but when it comes to Valentine's Day, it's all "heart" and soul.
- Why did the Valentine's Day card get a ticket? It was caught "red-handed" for being too "Corny".
- What do you call two birds in love on Valentine's Day? Tweet-hearts!
- Why did the Valentine's Day card go to therapy? It had a lot of "emotional baggage".
- What did the boy Octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day? "I want to hold your Hand... all eight of them!"
- What did the Valentine's Day Dessert say to the main course? "You're just my 'sweet'heart!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day Balloon bring a needle to the Party? It wanted to "pop" the question!
- What did the Grape say to the Valentine? "You're 'Wine'-derful!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day card go broke? It spent all its money on "stamp" duty!
- What did the Valentine's Day flower say to the Bee? "Bee mine, forever and 'petal'!"
Valentines Day Rhyming Puns
- I'm head over heels for you, Valentine, you're a real heart stealer!
- You make my heart skip a Beat, Valentine, you're the rhythm to my love Song!
- You're the sweetest valentine, Honey, you're my sugar and Spice!
- You're the Key to my heart, Valentine, together we make the perfect rhyme!
- Valentine, you make me flutter, you're my love, my Bread, and Butter!
- You're the love of my life, Valentine, together we're a perfect valentine!
- You're the light of my life, Valentine, you make my world shine so fine!
- You're the Apple of my Eye, Valentine, you're the reason I feel so Fly!
- Valentine, you're one in a Melon, you make my heart sing like a love ballad!
- You're the Cherry on top, Valentine, you make every day feel like a valentine!
Top 10 Valentine's Day Spoonerism Puns
- Love at first fright: Dove at first light
- Cupid's Arrow: Stupid's Carrow
- Heart-shaped chocolates: Chart-heaped hocolates
- Roses are red: Poses are red
- Kisses and hugs: Hisses and kugs
- Sweetheart: Heat-sweet
- Lovebirds: Bove-lirds
- Valentine's Day: Palentine's Vay
- Chocolate-covered strawberries: Stocholate-covered chrawberries
- Love potion: Pove lotion
Love Is in the Anagram Puns
- Dearest = Treades
- Roses = Sores
- Valentine = Lenative
- Chocolate = Hocetotal
- Romance = Acornme
- Cupid = Cupid
- Forever = Reoffer
- Heart = Earth
- Kisses = Skisse
- Hug = Ugh
Situational Puns: Valentine's Day Edition
- Why did the Valentine's Day card get a promotion? It had the write stuff!
- What did the Valentine's Day card say to the envelope? "Sealed with a Kiss!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day date go to the Gym? They wanted to Work on their heart-to-heart connection!
- Why did the Valentine's Day Cake break up with its frosting? It felt too confectionary!
- What did the Valentine's Day gift say to the wrapping Paper? "I'm wrapped up in you!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day balloon blush? It was filled with love Gas!
- What did the Valentine's Day chocolate say to the Peanut butter? "We make a sweet couple!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day teddy Bear go to therapy? It had too many emotional stuffing!
- What did the Valentine's Day card say to the mailbox? "I've got a special Delivery for you!"
- Why did the Valentine's Day flower shop close down? It couldn't stem the competition!
